Wednesday, February 1, 2006

Welcome to New York Toilets


Greetings to all. We at New York Toilets are committed to bringing you the most comprehensive review of toilets throughout the city. Because, we all have to go... sometimes, and we should be aware of what is in store for us. To introduce ourselves and this new resource, we thought we'd show you where we are coming from. This toilet belongs to us, for at least the next 2 months to a year. It is located somewhere on the Upper East Side in a pre-war building. This toilet, more or less, functions properly. Good suction, not too noisy. Although its tank does refill for no apparent reason once someone sits down on it. The problem with this toilet is the seat, which was purchased in the clearance section of Bed, Bath and Beyond. It never fit properly and now is broken, so sit on it with care or else you may slide off. The nautical theme is invoked by fake wood veneer.

All toilets will be rated in flushes - 1 being the best and 5 being the worst.
  • Cleanliness - 3 flushes
  • Aroma - 2 flushes
  • Overall experience - 2.5 flushes
  • Amenities - shower near by, sink with many guests' towels hanging close to it, 2 out of 4 lights over the sink still working
  • Pros - close to home
  • Cons - too close to the bedroom, never toilet paper on the roll

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